There is a lot of flap going on about Skeletor Gordon and I just don't get it. The man really does not have a leg to stand on. I don't care how fit he thinks he is; he's still a cadaver to me. You can't vote for a dead person.
I think the one thing people should be concerned with is his attitude towards young children. He sincerely believes that you need to be taught to be creative. He doesn't think that we have imaginations. Can you believe him? Joe and I discussed this yesterday and Joe told me that Skeletor is making some very big mistakes.
Having the alcoholic community endorse him is his second biggest mistake next to insulting everyone by telling us we don't know how to imagine. I've been reading the Hellblog and I wondered when Mr. BH's feminine voice would finally come out. In today's issue Margot, dog walker and alcoholic extradonaire, endorses Skeletor??!?? This is good? But finally Mr. BH has a woman to fill those high-heeled pumps on his broken heart.
I don't drink. But I imagine all the time! Mostly it's about Rodney and how we might kiss again this weekend.
I also realized today that Joe was first elected the year I was born. My whole life in Rogers Park has been under Joe. It's a little scary to think what the ward will be like without Him. If I were to imagine being under anyone else but Joe...who would it be?
Joe's going to fill me in later today about the horrible slacker aspect of Skeletor. I'll let you know what I find out.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
My Last Debate Evaluation
I must say that I am glad that the debate season is over. Yesterday's forums were similar to what we have been experiencing. I did like the intimacy of the first debate. I liked the breakfast food and enjoyed watching Joe eat. It's important to feel nourished when you have to speak in public.
I didn't like being up that early and I may have napped off while everyone was speaking. Here are a few things from my notes:
1. Joe says that Loyola is a 600 pound canary in our neighborhood. I do not understand this at all. I don't think a canary can grow to 600 pounds! Then there's something here that He says Loyola should be more inclusive with the community. I thought He was working on this already!
2. He said David Orr is not a shrinking violet. I think Joe should have had more coffee. Orr has to oversee elections, real estate and tax services. So Joe should not be calling him names. He should be his friend.
3. He swore. He said "Holy H E L L " about 3 times. He was very passionate at this point and I just loved to watch his jowels jiggle. It makes Him a man in my eyes.
4. He also wants to challenge the nation to embrace fear and to work together to have an enclave nation.
5. He needs a bigger chair in His position. (I think this may have to do with weight gain)
6. And He also said we are not an island unto ourselves.
I give Joe a C+ for effort and arriving on time for both debates.
But a C- on his use of allegory, metaphor, and simile.
I didn't like being up that early and I may have napped off while everyone was speaking. Here are a few things from my notes:
1. Joe says that Loyola is a 600 pound canary in our neighborhood. I do not understand this at all. I don't think a canary can grow to 600 pounds! Then there's something here that He says Loyola should be more inclusive with the community. I thought He was working on this already!
2. He said David Orr is not a shrinking violet. I think Joe should have had more coffee. Orr has to oversee elections, real estate and tax services. So Joe should not be calling him names. He should be his friend.
3. He swore. He said "Holy H E L L " about 3 times. He was very passionate at this point and I just loved to watch his jowels jiggle. It makes Him a man in my eyes.
4. He also wants to challenge the nation to embrace fear and to work together to have an enclave nation.
5. He needs a bigger chair in His position. (I think this may have to do with weight gain)
6. And He also said we are not an island unto ourselves.
I give Joe a C+ for effort and arriving on time for both debates.
But a C- on his use of allegory, metaphor, and simile.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Does Joe Work?
I've had the last couple of days to finally find some quiet from all of those dreadful debates. I wish just one group would organize a true debate with real discourse. I also wish more people would show up, even if it does create fire hazards like it did in that place last week. Whew! Adams could barely wag his finger at us, it was so filled to capacity.
People are talking about how Joe doesn't really do His job. But that's just not true. It's all about perception. Joe is working double time right now (which means about 1.75 hrs a day) to campaign for Himself. This is terribly hard work. If you just ask Him, He'll be glad to tell you how grueling these last two months have been.
He needs to get His pension. It's very simple. During an election year, He has to stop having the real fun and work for a couple of months campaigning. Because IF he wins this year, He gets 20 years and then He gets pension. The rest of the year He has very few city council obligations and doesn't sit on any committees, so He's happy.
I found this article interesting:
"...More important, Beavers will be eligible to collect an aldermanic pension of $78,500 a year. That's 80 percent of the $98,125-a-year salary paid to City Council members. Both pensions would be in addition to the $85,000-a-year County Board paycheck."
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4155/is_20060711/ai_n16524007
Beavers? More? What's the difference? 3 pensions! But I bet Joe wishes He had thought of something like that!
This year is harder for Him because of all of the other candidates. It puts a strain on His campaign funds. He likes to keep that as full as He can. It allows Him to work now on His campaign without spending any of His city paycheck.
But usually He just has to pay for a couple of family movies, speak at some other public function He had NOTHING to do with (can you believe how gullible people are?), maybe hold some kind of "service" faire where he serves potato chips and bologna or hands out pencils. His life is really nice when it's not an election year.
I want to see Him get His rewards. I hope people will continue to vote in my poll.
People are talking about how Joe doesn't really do His job. But that's just not true. It's all about perception. Joe is working double time right now (which means about 1.75 hrs a day) to campaign for Himself. This is terribly hard work. If you just ask Him, He'll be glad to tell you how grueling these last two months have been.
He needs to get His pension. It's very simple. During an election year, He has to stop having the real fun and work for a couple of months campaigning. Because IF he wins this year, He gets 20 years and then He gets pension. The rest of the year He has very few city council obligations and doesn't sit on any committees, so He's happy.
I found this article interesting:
"...More important, Beavers will be eligible to collect an aldermanic pension of $78,500 a year. That's 80 percent of the $98,125-a-year salary paid to City Council members. Both pensions would be in addition to the $85,000-a-year County Board paycheck."
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4155/is_20060711/ai_n16524007
Beavers? More? What's the difference? 3 pensions! But I bet Joe wishes He had thought of something like that!
This year is harder for Him because of all of the other candidates. It puts a strain on His campaign funds. He likes to keep that as full as He can. It allows Him to work now on His campaign without spending any of His city paycheck.
But usually He just has to pay for a couple of family movies, speak at some other public function He had NOTHING to do with (can you believe how gullible people are?), maybe hold some kind of "service" faire where he serves potato chips and bologna or hands out pencils. His life is really nice when it's not an election year.
I want to see Him get His rewards. I hope people will continue to vote in my poll.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
I've Been Kissed!
Rodney did take me to the movies the other night but I just couldn't get in the right mood to be happy. These debates really have been taking a toll on me. Watching my Hero falter has been a hard thing to watch. BUT THEN. Rodney took me out last night for a burger and fries. It was so cute! We actually shared a milkshake! Two straws in one glass and everything. Rodney kept telling me that I had the prettiest eyes and that I was so smart. When he dropped me off at my home, he walked me to the door and kissed me! Right on the lips. Oh my God, it was so weird and wonderful. I have never experienced such sensations before.
But I am off topic. I need to evaluate Adams. In case you haven't noticed, I don't think highly of him. In fact, in my poll, I have had to label him "Tepid". He's really just so blah and to listen to him talk is excruciating. It's like a gnat got caught in your ear. Here are some of the things he's talked about that I think you should think about.
Adams keeps talking about us as if we're broken. It's very condescending to listen to him harp at Joe through the community as a whole. I think he thinks he's attacking Joe but it really just sounds like he's attacking the people in our neighborhood. He keeps saying we need to produce better quality people. I don't understand! It's not like our neighborhood is a baby factory where he can just push out better quality people. What does better quality people mean anyway? Most of my Mom and Dad's friends are college educated and they live in the neighborhood. They also think and vote.
The only other thing I have in my notes is that Adams has a family member who immigrated here.
See. I told you he was tepid. I forgot to take any notes when he spoke. It was just buzz, buzz, buzz without substance.
But I am off topic. I need to evaluate Adams. In case you haven't noticed, I don't think highly of him. In fact, in my poll, I have had to label him "Tepid". He's really just so blah and to listen to him talk is excruciating. It's like a gnat got caught in your ear. Here are some of the things he's talked about that I think you should think about.
Adams keeps talking about us as if we're broken. It's very condescending to listen to him harp at Joe through the community as a whole. I think he thinks he's attacking Joe but it really just sounds like he's attacking the people in our neighborhood. He keeps saying we need to produce better quality people. I don't understand! It's not like our neighborhood is a baby factory where he can just push out better quality people. What does better quality people mean anyway? Most of my Mom and Dad's friends are college educated and they live in the neighborhood. They also think and vote.
The only other thing I have in my notes is that Adams has a family member who immigrated here.
See. I told you he was tepid. I forgot to take any notes when he spoke. It was just buzz, buzz, buzz without substance.
Friday, February 9, 2007
My New Poll! Vote!
I went to bed last night thinking that no one has taken any polls on who is the dreamiest candidate running for our ward. So I decided that I would put one on my blog!
I know that I tend to think Ginderske's eyes are dreamy but even though Joe is being weird right now, He's made me feel better about the debates. I'm back to thinking that maybe, just maybe, He's the most fabulist man I've ever met. He actually made my heart pitter pat a little today. He really is so soft spoken. He also told me that sometimes politics can be hard to stomach. That's one of the reasons He would be so good to re-elect. He's got the stomach for it.
Please take a moment and vote in my poll!
I know that I tend to think Ginderske's eyes are dreamy but even though Joe is being weird right now, He's made me feel better about the debates. I'm back to thinking that maybe, just maybe, He's the most fabulist man I've ever met. He actually made my heart pitter pat a little today. He really is so soft spoken. He also told me that sometimes politics can be hard to stomach. That's one of the reasons He would be so good to re-elect. He's got the stomach for it.
Please take a moment and vote in my poll!
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Next Up for Evaluation
Now about Ginderske. I have to admit that it's hard to be mean spirited about him. His eyes are just the dreamiest. Really. I met him the other night while Joe was out buying drinks and he remembered my name! Wow! You may wonder why Joe would have me out on a school night and in bars but it's very simple. Joe wants to be seen as hip, cool and He can give off that impression with young people around Him. He's trying to "Rock the Vote" with His new attitude and an entourage of young people. You've seen Alex right? It took him months (!) to grow that moustache. Alex has that right kind of alternative edge combined with the maturity of that moustache. I wish I could grow a moustache for Joe.
I will evaluate Chris Adams tomorrow. Today I most focus on last night's debate because there was a lot of not telling the truth going on. I hate to call Joe a liar because I work for Him and He might fire me. But maybe not. He does so very much like me in the sunlight. I think it cheers Him up on these days after He's had a horrible debate.
The debate was run by fascist nazi pigs. We weren't allowed to wear buttons, and yet everyone on the debate panel wore their buttons. AND! They were policing what everyone was writing or taking pictures of. I mean, it felt totally oppressive and this is a group that organizes women to vote! I believe that they totally undermined the first amendment and my right to free speech. A button is a form of free speech and they took it away.
I am extremely surprised that none of the other candidates called Joe a liar. I mean, He blatantly lies about so many things. I understand this is "politics as usual" but I guess that I'm just idealistic enough to think that Joe might be above it all. But after last night, I'm just not sure.
First, Joe tells everyone that He stands up to the Mayor. But He, Himself, will also tell you that 95% of the time He votes with the Mayor. I'm not really sure how He thinks He's being progressive when He's with the Mayor 95% of the time. That seems like an awfully high percentage.
He told everyone that our streets are paved with gold and we should be raising our children on them. What sort of Ozland does he live in? I haven't seen any gold paved streets and I walk around a lot.
He tells everyone that we do what we can in regards to the uninsured. But when I looked around the office, I didn't find one single piece of paper that mentions uninsured people and what He is doing to help them.
And God, if He mentions the living wage one more time, I'm going to bean Him. Both of the "G" candidates pointed out that He's behind the living wage as a political stunt, nothing more, nothing less. The living wage doesn't really help our ward. I've tried to tell Joe that He should speak more intelligently about the living wage ordinance and His part in it. But He just keeps blathering away as if it has any real impact on our community. Sometimes I just don't know why I bother being His intern if He's not going to listen to me. And if He's going to talk about employment opportunities and apprenticeshp training - then why hasn't He set up these programs in the last 16 years!
Rodney wants very much to belong to an union, but there is no training provided in our ward. All Joe has done is to keep Rodney and his 'banger' friends in business. But Rodney would like to take his Discipleship and apply it to bigger things.
Then affordable housing. Where Joe blatanly tells the crowd he changes zoning to help the developers. I cannot even begin to address this with Him.
When it came to immigration, Joes tells everyone that we are a ward of immigrants. I'm not an immigrant. And He said the word "Heck". Not very good manners.
When it came to racial profiling He said you can't please all of the people all of time. I guess He would like people to think of Him in terms of Abraham Lincoln. Maybe He thinks that He can free the immigrants, like the slaves were freed. What an idiot.
Really, after reading through what I've written, it's overwhelming. I don't know if I'll go to the office today. Anne Sullivan can be surly when we have bad debates. We only have 19 days left before the election. At this moment, I'm not sure if I will be able to continue as Joe's intern. I need to at least have a private moment with Him today.
OH! Tonight Rodney is going to take me to a movie and I think he really is going to kiss me!
I will evaluate Chris Adams tomorrow. Today I most focus on last night's debate because there was a lot of not telling the truth going on. I hate to call Joe a liar because I work for Him and He might fire me. But maybe not. He does so very much like me in the sunlight. I think it cheers Him up on these days after He's had a horrible debate.
The debate was run by fascist nazi pigs. We weren't allowed to wear buttons, and yet everyone on the debate panel wore their buttons. AND! They were policing what everyone was writing or taking pictures of. I mean, it felt totally oppressive and this is a group that organizes women to vote! I believe that they totally undermined the first amendment and my right to free speech. A button is a form of free speech and they took it away.
I am extremely surprised that none of the other candidates called Joe a liar. I mean, He blatantly lies about so many things. I understand this is "politics as usual" but I guess that I'm just idealistic enough to think that Joe might be above it all. But after last night, I'm just not sure.
First, Joe tells everyone that He stands up to the Mayor. But He, Himself, will also tell you that 95% of the time He votes with the Mayor. I'm not really sure how He thinks He's being progressive when He's with the Mayor 95% of the time. That seems like an awfully high percentage.
He told everyone that our streets are paved with gold and we should be raising our children on them. What sort of Ozland does he live in? I haven't seen any gold paved streets and I walk around a lot.
He tells everyone that we do what we can in regards to the uninsured. But when I looked around the office, I didn't find one single piece of paper that mentions uninsured people and what He is doing to help them.
And God, if He mentions the living wage one more time, I'm going to bean Him. Both of the "G" candidates pointed out that He's behind the living wage as a political stunt, nothing more, nothing less. The living wage doesn't really help our ward. I've tried to tell Joe that He should speak more intelligently about the living wage ordinance and His part in it. But He just keeps blathering away as if it has any real impact on our community. Sometimes I just don't know why I bother being His intern if He's not going to listen to me. And if He's going to talk about employment opportunities and apprenticeshp training - then why hasn't He set up these programs in the last 16 years!
Rodney wants very much to belong to an union, but there is no training provided in our ward. All Joe has done is to keep Rodney and his 'banger' friends in business. But Rodney would like to take his Discipleship and apply it to bigger things.
Then affordable housing. Where Joe blatanly tells the crowd he changes zoning to help the developers. I cannot even begin to address this with Him.
When it came to immigration, Joes tells everyone that we are a ward of immigrants. I'm not an immigrant. And He said the word "Heck". Not very good manners.
When it came to racial profiling He said you can't please all of the people all of time. I guess He would like people to think of Him in terms of Abraham Lincoln. Maybe He thinks that He can free the immigrants, like the slaves were freed. What an idiot.
Really, after reading through what I've written, it's overwhelming. I don't know if I'll go to the office today. Anne Sullivan can be surly when we have bad debates. We only have 19 days left before the election. At this moment, I'm not sure if I will be able to continue as Joe's intern. I need to at least have a private moment with Him today.
OH! Tonight Rodney is going to take me to a movie and I think he really is going to kiss me!
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
The Snow is Pretty. Like our Election.
I'm just sitting in Joe's office watching the snow drift down.It's so cold, white and dreamy. And that's how I'm feeling about the election. It seems that we have our fill of cold white men who are dreaming about their political futures by using us. I've been thinking alot about Joe and the other candidates.
The one I hate the most is Don Gordon. Aside from the fact that he appears to be a walking corpse that doesn't realize it has died, he just seems to have the Napolean/Hitler complex. He's clearly shorter than Joe and not nearly as good looking. It seems to me that Gordon believes a bit of puffery will win the voters. Puffery cannot replace true leadership. Joe's girth gives Him the sense of power a political man needs and Gordon just doesn't have it. And I swear, if Gordon becomes strident towards Joe again, I will stand up and tell him to be quiet. Obviously he doesn't have anything to say about the issues or he'd stop attacking Joe.
There's another debate tomorrow night and I plan on being there. This time Joe will get to shine with the women voters in the ward. I am going to look around the office today and see if I can find anything that Joe has done for women in the last 16 years. I'm sure that He's filed something away. But even if He hasn't, He's told me that He knows how to manipulate the crowd by bringing up topics that have no relevance. Joe says that most voters are complete morons and the whole reason He's been able to stay in office for so long is that people just don't care to vote. He usually makes sure to have Rodney and his friends drive the old people to the poles. This way he's sure to win with the elderly as his tool. They're so old they don't know what's going. Like my grandma, she's lost her marbles.
Joe is a delightful and innovative man. On Sunday, to win over the alcoholic population (one that usually supports Gordon), he bought everyone drinks to get them drunk and get them to vote for Him. It reminds me of Rodney's friends when they talk about the 'females' and how a little liquor makes them easy. This is why I'll never drink alcohol. Some of Rodney's friends scare me a little. But I'm not easy and never will be. But I do wish Rodney would kiss me. I have never been kissed before.
The one I hate the most is Don Gordon. Aside from the fact that he appears to be a walking corpse that doesn't realize it has died, he just seems to have the Napolean/Hitler complex. He's clearly shorter than Joe and not nearly as good looking. It seems to me that Gordon believes a bit of puffery will win the voters. Puffery cannot replace true leadership. Joe's girth gives Him the sense of power a political man needs and Gordon just doesn't have it. And I swear, if Gordon becomes strident towards Joe again, I will stand up and tell him to be quiet. Obviously he doesn't have anything to say about the issues or he'd stop attacking Joe.
There's another debate tomorrow night and I plan on being there. This time Joe will get to shine with the women voters in the ward. I am going to look around the office today and see if I can find anything that Joe has done for women in the last 16 years. I'm sure that He's filed something away. But even if He hasn't, He's told me that He knows how to manipulate the crowd by bringing up topics that have no relevance. Joe says that most voters are complete morons and the whole reason He's been able to stay in office for so long is that people just don't care to vote. He usually makes sure to have Rodney and his friends drive the old people to the poles. This way he's sure to win with the elderly as his tool. They're so old they don't know what's going. Like my grandma, she's lost her marbles.
Joe is a delightful and innovative man. On Sunday, to win over the alcoholic population (one that usually supports Gordon), he bought everyone drinks to get them drunk and get them to vote for Him. It reminds me of Rodney's friends when they talk about the 'females' and how a little liquor makes them easy. This is why I'll never drink alcohol. Some of Rodney's friends scare me a little. But I'm not easy and never will be. But I do wish Rodney would kiss me. I have never been kissed before.
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Debate Season
Well people, it seems we are thick in the middle of debate season. And that is not a slam on Joe for being a bit pudgy. I must admit to being a bit tired after yesterday's debate. It was a long one. I admire all the candidates and regular people who stayed. I myself was happy that Rodney was with me to keep me company. He's has very interesting ideas on our alderman.
Well, what's new to report on from this debate. Not much really. The candidates just repeated what they've been saying. Though there were a few new things that I only caught in passing because I was so sleepy. I think I nodded in and out few times, but Rodney always made sure to wake me up for the important things.
A few things that I wrote down about Joe:
1. Old Orchard Shopping Mall is not a school. (Huh?! I need to understand what He means by this but I won't see Him until Tuesday.)
2. I caught something about Him using a hammer to destroy the community, but that did not make a lot of sense to me. Joe isn't even a carpenter.
3. He also mentioned a synagogue that was an eyesore. I don't know why He would say something so idiotic. It makes Him sound like Gordon.
And just to make things clear, I did not like Joe wagging His finger at the crowd. I thought it very disrespectful.
Sorry. I am not feeling very "Joe Optimistic" today. I felt really let down by Him yesterday.
Well, what's new to report on from this debate. Not much really. The candidates just repeated what they've been saying. Though there were a few new things that I only caught in passing because I was so sleepy. I think I nodded in and out few times, but Rodney always made sure to wake me up for the important things.
A few things that I wrote down about Joe:
1. Old Orchard Shopping Mall is not a school. (Huh?! I need to understand what He means by this but I won't see Him until Tuesday.)
2. I caught something about Him using a hammer to destroy the community, but that did not make a lot of sense to me. Joe isn't even a carpenter.
3. He also mentioned a synagogue that was an eyesore. I don't know why He would say something so idiotic. It makes Him sound like Gordon.
And just to make things clear, I did not like Joe wagging His finger at the crowd. I thought it very disrespectful.
Sorry. I am not feeling very "Joe Optimistic" today. I felt really let down by Him yesterday.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Debate Time Again!
Yawn! I'm skipping school today. I am just exhausted from last night's debate. Joe was wonderful as usual and I'm very proud of how He goes over and over and over again about the things He did 14 years ago. He explained to me yesterday that He has to go back that far because the rest of the time He's just been trying to make a name for Himself so that He can go on to more important political positions. It's really important to Him that He wins this year so that He can collect His pension for ever and ever. Most voters do not realize this.
Okay, the debate! First of all, the moderater was a very nice man from Evanston. He did say that we would not have time for all of the issues, so I took that to mean that we do not have time for democracy. But that's okay because Joe would agree with that statement. It's not like Joe likes to educate the voters because most of them are really stupid. He says so.
Some highlights:
Gordon stated that developers should build "garden" apartments for the poor. I think this translates into the poor should live underground - where they can't be seen. He also keeps saying that we can "do better" but then never explains what better means. He does say that he will become our 'beat alderman.' I wonder if he means like Kerouac was a beat writer? But that's not very Republican so he can't mean that. He also talked about the Mayor as his boss and that sometimes you don't agree with your boss. So, you have to be sure and work behind his back to get things done the way you want them to be done.
Ginderke seems very focused on the poor. Like the rich don't have problems? He also made a lot of people clap when he mentioned Todd Stroger. What was that about? I need to talk with Joe about what this means. Ginderske also wants to build a Boys and Girls club in the neighborhood. I wish there was one now. I could probably meet more cute boys like Rodney.
Adams still seems too girlie to me. He doesn't like the invasion of privacy from the blue lights in our neighborhood. Does that mean he's doing something dishonest that he doesn't want people to see. Joe worked hard to get those lights in place and chase the bad guys away from those very specific corners. Adams also talked about an utopia arts world in our neighborhood. I would like to see that utopia.
All in all, I had a very nice night. Rodney came took me out after the debate for a rootbeer float. We had to go to Lincoln Park to find a place that is that wholesome, but it was still fun. I think he may try to kiss me on the next date!!!
Okay, the debate! First of all, the moderater was a very nice man from Evanston. He did say that we would not have time for all of the issues, so I took that to mean that we do not have time for democracy. But that's okay because Joe would agree with that statement. It's not like Joe likes to educate the voters because most of them are really stupid. He says so.
Some highlights:
Gordon stated that developers should build "garden" apartments for the poor. I think this translates into the poor should live underground - where they can't be seen. He also keeps saying that we can "do better" but then never explains what better means. He does say that he will become our 'beat alderman.' I wonder if he means like Kerouac was a beat writer? But that's not very Republican so he can't mean that. He also talked about the Mayor as his boss and that sometimes you don't agree with your boss. So, you have to be sure and work behind his back to get things done the way you want them to be done.
Ginderke seems very focused on the poor. Like the rich don't have problems? He also made a lot of people clap when he mentioned Todd Stroger. What was that about? I need to talk with Joe about what this means. Ginderske also wants to build a Boys and Girls club in the neighborhood. I wish there was one now. I could probably meet more cute boys like Rodney.
Adams still seems too girlie to me. He doesn't like the invasion of privacy from the blue lights in our neighborhood. Does that mean he's doing something dishonest that he doesn't want people to see. Joe worked hard to get those lights in place and chase the bad guys away from those very specific corners. Adams also talked about an utopia arts world in our neighborhood. I would like to see that utopia.
All in all, I had a very nice night. Rodney came took me out after the debate for a rootbeer float. We had to go to Lincoln Park to find a place that is that wholesome, but it was still fun. I think he may try to kiss me on the next date!!!
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Save the Neighborhood from Hipster Baby Clothes Boutiques..
Save the neighborhood from hipster baby clothes boutiques, greedy developers, and gigantic SUVs! This is what we'll get if Don Gordon is elected. I heard Joe talking with Kevin yesterday. It seems that Gordon denying that he's a white, rich, old man is just a way of trying to get everyone off the real issues. His Republican agenda is going to bring in even more SUVs than Joe's agenda. Today I counted 5, yes 5, Hummers going by Joe's office. I wish the Hummer owners would ship the Hummers off to Iraq and support Joe in his efforts to fight the war.
By the way, the developers that donate to Joe are not GREEDY. They just want what every developer wants - low investment, high return. This is why Joe works so closely with them. But if Gordon is elected than we will most likely see the introduction of all of the worse elements of a place like Lincoln Park. I don't want baby boutiques! I just want a Gap.
Oh and Mr. BrokenHeart thinks he so smart! He completely stole my idea of posting about the candidates contributions and expenditures. He must be terribly lonely to copy a high school teenage girl. But did you notice that he didn't include any links for you to go and explore on your own? Also, he completely left Adams and Gordon out of it. He must be working for Gordon. I heard through one of the many RP grapevines that Craig will be the attack dog for any candidate that offers him a job or money. Perhaps he should hang a shingle that says "Will Work for Booze". His nose is very large and red - a good sign of an alcoholic.
To get away from all of the RP bloggers, check this out:
http://www.chicagoist.com/archives/2007/01/30/cleansing_yourself.php#comments
I think that Joe should start cleansing. It would probably help Him with His digestive tract. He often complains of heartburn. But not yesterday when we ate our pastries. Again, we just laughed and laughed. I just adore Joe. Without Him, just think what our community would be like.
By the way, the developers that donate to Joe are not GREEDY. They just want what every developer wants - low investment, high return. This is why Joe works so closely with them. But if Gordon is elected than we will most likely see the introduction of all of the worse elements of a place like Lincoln Park. I don't want baby boutiques! I just want a Gap.
Oh and Mr. BrokenHeart thinks he so smart! He completely stole my idea of posting about the candidates contributions and expenditures. He must be terribly lonely to copy a high school teenage girl. But did you notice that he didn't include any links for you to go and explore on your own? Also, he completely left Adams and Gordon out of it. He must be working for Gordon. I heard through one of the many RP grapevines that Craig will be the attack dog for any candidate that offers him a job or money. Perhaps he should hang a shingle that says "Will Work for Booze". His nose is very large and red - a good sign of an alcoholic.
To get away from all of the RP bloggers, check this out:
http://www.chicagoist.com/archives/2007/01/30/cleansing_yourself.php#comments
I think that Joe should start cleansing. It would probably help Him with His digestive tract. He often complains of heartburn. But not yesterday when we ate our pastries. Again, we just laughed and laughed. I just adore Joe. Without Him, just think what our community would be like.
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