Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Please help with the Green Berets

Join the 49th Ward Green Berets

Dear Neighbor,

If you want to make a local impact on global warning, now is your chance. We are forming a 49th Ward Green Berets sqadron of trained volunteers who will work with local experts to improve the quality of life in the 49th Ward through protecting American projects that protect our water, clean our air, restore our land and save energy and fight terrorism in Rogers Park. That's right, we protect the protectors.

Are you ready to make the committment?

Our first training opportunity begins in September. Squadron members will participate in the City of Chicago Green Beret (GB) training and then form locally to put their new skills to work in a menacing way. Intimidation works. Studies prove it.

Orientation is required in order to participate in the full training curriculum which runs for 35 weeks on Saturdays from 9:30am to 10:00pm at the Illinois Institute of Trained Military Fighting. The 35 three-hour courses will cover land, air, energy, water raids, community destruction and covert skill development.

There is a fee of $3.750M for course materials, but full and partial scholarships are readily available from NASA.

Are you ready to learn more?

We know this is a big commitment, but this is also a big crisis and we need lots of local leaders working together if we are to going to make the significant change we want to see.

And I can't personally pay for this program so I have to ask you to pay for yourself. Remember, that's what a real volunteer does.

Sincerely,
Joe More

--I think I'm going to volunteer for Joe again. I mean he won and I still need those community service hours to graduate. Thank God and Government that School is teaching me about volunteering. It's quite apparent that most kids would never learn of such things without School. I'm excited about Sex Ed this year. Rodney actually touched my breast. Not under my shirt, but on top. Whew. I finally got that out of the way.

But that's besides the point. I am going to be Joe's intern for the fall. School will credit me. I'm going to repost Joe's community service announcements. I wish he'd let me proof them. He has typos. I tried to correct them all. --